For the past week, while on my appointed rounds through the labrynthine corridors of Apparent Progress Central Headquarters, I’ve spent a lot of time searching high and low for any way to access – or even any evidence of – the elusive thirteenth floor. To this point, I’ve been unsuccessful. […]

In all my time here at Apparent Progress, and with all the things I’ve seen, it may be the one thing that I haven’t seen that bothers me the most. That thing, it turns out, is the Thirteenth Floor. Yes, yes, I know, the number 13 is supposed to be all […]

I don’t think I’ve ever told you about my first day at Apparent Progress Inc, but I guess that’s as good a place as any to start. After a lengthy interview process that involved seven managers and twelve applications, I received the call on a Friday that I had been […]